Nerd Jokes for National Joke Day!

16 Aug

Neuronano already posted some jokes for National Joke Day!  But no nerd jokes?  Come on!

Here’s one for my fellow chemists:

A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

Upon their arrival, the physicist in awe of the waves said, “I’d like to examine the fluid dynamics of this wave motion.”  So he walked into the ocean and, sadly, drowned.

The biologist, curious about the flora and fauna, exclaimed, “I want to study the marine life in the ocean!” And he, too, walked into the ocean and, sadly, drowned.

After a few moments, the chemist, observing the behavior of her companions, pulled out her lab notebook and wrote, “The physicist and biologist seem to be soluble in ocean water.”

And finally, here’s are a few for neuronano:

What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?

“Thanks for the memories.”

What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?

Carry it over the threshold.

OK, enough corniness from me for today.  Go tell a joke today!


One Response to “Nerd Jokes for National Joke Day!”

  1. neuronano August 16, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

    omg you’re so right!! How could I forget? At least I left you something to write about.

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